If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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