Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
tell me about the eggs
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