ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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