love makes seman taste better
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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