My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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