Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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