I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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