there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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