did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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