Dual....:-)
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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