The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
