me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
