She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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