Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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