i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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