Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Who died my cat blue again?
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