I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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