Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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