I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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