yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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