I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
