love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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