i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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