Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
