Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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