You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
