i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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