When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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