OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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