A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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