This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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