I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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