i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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