I'm drive I can fine osifer
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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