the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My feet surprised me
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