her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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