There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
