the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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