it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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