R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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