I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
