Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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