i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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