she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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