what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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