I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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