I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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