Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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