Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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