So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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