yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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