He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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