party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
