wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
sex in a hospital.. check
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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